1. We were at my parents when my Mom was in the yard and put a frog she had found in a bucket for the kids. The kids loved it, especially Brady! First he picked it up, then threw it into the grass before I could get to him. I put it back in the bucket for H & C to see it again. The frog then jumped out of the bucket and Brady proceeded to stomp on it. Luckily he missed. No more frogs for this kid!
2. We were finishing up baths and I was getting Brady's PJs on when he says:
B: " I got a penis."
Mom: Yes, you do.
Brian: is it big or little
B: it's a BIG penis. Daddy has little penis.
3. Brady grabbed off a tomato from Nani's garden, then proceeded to eat it and make a mess all over his face. A few minutes later he was playing with the neighbor's white dog. You guessed it... The dog had red tomato all over his back. And the neighbors had just come back from the groomers. Classic!
4. We arrived at the car after leaving from swim lessons.I was loading in H & C when I saw Brady put his arm in my car's exhaust pipe. I pulled it out right away and his arm was almost complete black from the soot.
Where does he come up with this stuff?! At least I can say he is creative!
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